Ex-gangster Tony Banks is called out of retirement by mob kingpin God to carry out a hit on fellow mobster “Blue Chips” Packard. When Banks demurs, God kidnaps his daughter…

At a village railway station in occupied Czechoslovakia, a bumbling dispatcher’s apprentice longs to liberate himself from his virginity. Oblivious to the war and the resistance that surrounds him, this…

A day in the lives of two system admins named Dan and Randy as they annoy users, discuss office politics, and watch gophers at the coffee shop.

Two crabs embark on an epic journey to get home after a storm sweeps them away. Their courage soon unites their families, paving the way for great summers to come.

A woman falls “head over heels” for a guy after accidentally spilling a vial of her new fragrance, that also might happen to be a love potion.

The Four Musketeers defend the queen and her dressmaker from Cardinal Richelieu and Milady de Winter.

Three teenage girls come of age while working at a pizza parlor in Mystic, Connecticut.

After a man’s promising romance ends in disaster, his five buddies come to cheer him up, only for past gripes to foul up their good intentions.

Barry McKenzie’s Aunt Edna is kidnapped by Count Von Plasma, the vampire head of an isolated Eastern European dictatorship who mistakes her for the Queen of England and thinks that…

A noted professor and his dim-witted apprentice fall prey to their inquiring vampires, while on the trail of the ominous damsel in distress.

Cowardly rogue Harry Flashman’s (Malcolm McDowell) schemes to gain entry to the royal circles of 19th-century Europe go nowhere until he meets a pair of devious nobles with their own…

Virgil, an eccentric freak billionaire, spends his days being a “biological inventor.” The “blood dolls,” his newest creation, aid him in getting revenge on those who betrayed him.