Oh, please. Look at the title. Look at it. You need more synopsis than that? Just… just don’t speak to me, okay? I’m disappointed in you. So very disappointed.

Some teenagers in an old house find that there’s something evil in the water.

Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia brothers. It was released on DVD by Camp Motion Pictures.Starring Erin Brown, Erika Smith, Alison Whitney,…